when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you
i only accept apologies in cash
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
(Source: lilveganmami, via forever-dope-af)
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner
*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME
"The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"